After sharing yesterday’s Post Secret thoughts on weight and self-esteem, I thought “gosh, wouldn’t a cup of tea be SENSATIONAL right about now?!”
And then I remembered that I didn’t actually have any (d’oh!), and got to thinking about what my secrets would look like scribbled on post cards, instead.
Now, I didn’t happen to have any of those lying around either (they’re now on my shopping list next to ‘tea’!), but if I did, THIS is what I imagine I would scrawl on them:
I want tea.
“Those home renovation shows which feature elderly couples who are so excited by the results of their made-over property that they cry? They will ALWAYS make me cry (with happiness/sadness/“oh my god, isn’t that couple CUTE?!”), too!”
“It’s weird! It’s crazy! It makes NO SENSE! But the feel of those scourer sponges REALLY creeps me out!”(In a strange, nails-on-a-chalkboard kind of way!)
“My biggest fear in life is sponges – I mean, REGRETS. I can convince myself to do almost anything with a “but Corrine! Life is SHORT!” “
“My two favourite movies are This Is Spinal Tap and Finding Nemo. This possibly speaks VOLUMES about my personality!”
“I don’t *gulp* care about fashion week.”
My secrets are out!
An indifference to catepillars? A penchant for conversations with filing cabinets?!
What kind of information would your post secrets reveal?